partybarackisinthehousetonight:
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
“i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before,” he said
crime rates down 100% after president decriminalises all crimes
“i’m the smartest man alive,” said Trump
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they could be a gator
what about my baby brother who will be born in florida?
gator
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what if garbage was spelled like garbij
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Relevant
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